#Sign on a railway station at Patna: Aana free, jaana free, pakde gaye toh khana free.
#Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay: Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother!
#Seen on a bulletin board: S uccess is relative More the success, more the relatives.
#Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay: We need your heads to run our business.
#A traffic slogan: Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be.....
#Sign in a restaurant: All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the manager
THE BEST ONE :
Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations such as Jaish, Lashkar etc. Its our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god."
- Indian Armed Forces