Sunday, December 29, 2013

Some Random One Liners - Interesting

Posted by Sharath
  • Bridge & Wall Are Made With Same Material, But  Bridge Joins People & Walls Divide People. Make Your Choice. 
  • NOTICE IN A BUILDING:  "In Case Of a Fire, Exit The Building Before Updating it on Whatsapp  Or Facebook".
  • Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of
  • enthusiasm
  • “If you don’t build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs.”
  • Want to hear a construction joke - I am working on it 
  • What can be opened but can't closed - An Egg
  • The color of Orange Juice is - Yellow - The Orange is Orange - but not juice! 
  • What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it!-Shorter
  • What did the elder chimney say to the younger chimney? You are too young to smoke!
  • What's Orange but sounds like Parrot - Carrot! 
  • Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. 
  • Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”. What’s my mother going to do?
  • U know who is the best couple in the world?  Smile & Tears  Usually are not seen together but when they are together it's best moment of life.


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