Some Random One Liners - Interesting

• Bridge & Wall Are Made With Same Material, But  Bridge Joins People & Walls Divide People. Make Your Choice. 
• NOTICE IN A BUILDING:  "In Case Of a Fire, Exit The Building Before Updating it on Whatsapp  Or Facebook".
• Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of
• enthusiasm
• “If you don’t build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs.”
• Want to hear a construction joke - I am working on it 
• What can be opened but can't closed - An Egg
• The color of Orange Juice is - Yellow - The Orange is Orange - but not juice! 
• What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it!-Shorter
• What did the elder chimney say to the younger chimney? You are too young to smoke!
• What's Orange but sounds like Parrot - Carrot! 
• Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. 
• Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”. What’s my mother going to do?
• U know who is the best couple in the world?  Smile & Tears  Usually are not seen together but when they are together it's best moment of life.