Thursday, August 18, 2016

Latest Collection of SMS - Part 1

Posted by Sharath Chandra
Here I am sharing some latest collection of SMS (forwarded ones)!


whatsapp-sms

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next bus stop!! 🏃🏃🏃🏃😜

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Most friends we dine out with act like parliamentarians.

They just pass the bill.

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Boy: Dad, Main Tang Aa Geya Hun Zindagi Se, Ghar Chhod Kar Ja Raha Hun.


Dad: Jaate Time Room Ka Fan Band Kar Ke Jana!

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Pappu went to Police Station.

Inspector: Kya Problem Hai Tumhari?

Pappu: Sir, Mujhe Meri Girlfriend Nahi Mil Rahi.

Inspector: Kab Se?

Pappu: Bachpan Se!

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Teacher to a 4-year-old kid: What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be 'Darling' because that's what Daddy calls her every time.

Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then?

Kid: I think it's 'Sorry'!

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A married man's best asset is...
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His 'Lie-Ability'!

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Who is running the Govt?

A contractor promised minister that he would bribe sumptuously if the contract is approved. Believing him minister wrote on the file "Approved"

Even after two days the bribe money was not given. Minister felt cheated. Minister's peon said "no problem sir I will bring the file & you write "Not"  before "Approved" So it became 
Not Approved

Two days later the contractor bribed him as per the contract. Minister was worried as to what to do now ? The peon again came to the rescue and brought the file back and said write "e" in front of "Not" which ultimately became 
Note Approved

Minister happy & Contractor happy. 

So now who is running the government?
  

PEON 😂😜

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No father has ever explained the importance of Studies in such a awesome way to his son -😁🙏


With every wrong answer that you write in your exam paper, your future honeymoon shifts from 

Switzerland to Thailand to 

Goa to Ooty to 

Mysore to Hotel Annapoorna 

or relative's house or 

under the ceiling fan at your/wife's house ..!!!!!!!!!1😜😁

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When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, 

I always write...
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A very good doctor!

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Interviewer: What are your hobbies?


Candidate: I like some adventure.


Interviewer: Like?


Candidate: I leave home without Phone Charger and Power Bank!

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Teacher: Flying officer Ka Equivalent Rank, Army Aur Navy Mein Kya Hota Hai?

Pappu: Sir, Running Officer & Swimming Officer!

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A bicycle can't stand alone;

It is two tired!

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