Here I am sharing some latest collection of SMS (forwarded ones)!
What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?
He waits at the next bus stop!! 🏃🏃🏃🏃😜
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Most friends we dine out with act like parliamentarians.
They just pass the bill.
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Boy: Dad, Main Tang Aa Geya Hun Zindagi Se, Ghar Chhod Kar Ja Raha Hun.
Dad: Jaate Time Room Ka Fan Band Kar Ke Jana!
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Pappu went to Police Station.
Inspector: Kya Problem Hai Tumhari?
Pappu: Sir, Mujhe Meri Girlfriend Nahi Mil Rahi.
Inspector: Kab Se?
Pappu: Bachpan Se!
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Teacher to a 4-year-old kid: What's your Mom's name?
Kid: Mom's last name must be 'Darling' because that's what Daddy calls her every time.
Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then?
Kid: I think it's 'Sorry'!
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A married man's best asset is...
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His 'Lie-Ability'!
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A contractor promised minister that he would bribe sumptuously if the contract is approved. Believing him minister wrote on the file "Approved"
Even after two days the bribe money was not given. Minister felt cheated. Minister's peon said "no problem sir I will bring the file & you write "Not" before "Approved" So it became
Not Approved
Two days later the contractor bribed him as per the contract. Minister was worried as to what to do now ? The peon again came to the rescue and brought the file back and said write "e" in front of "Not" which ultimately became
Note Approved
Minister happy & Contractor happy.
So now who is running the government?
PEON 😂😜
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With every wrong answer that you write in your exam paper, your future honeymoon shifts from
Switzerland to Thailand to
Goa to Ooty to
Mysore to Hotel Annapoorna
or relative's house or
under the ceiling fan at your/wife's house ..!!!!!!!!!1😜😁
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When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency,
I always write...
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A very good doctor!
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Candidate: I like some adventure.
Interviewer: Like?
Candidate: I leave home without Phone Charger and Power Bank!
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Pappu: Sir, Running Officer & Swimming Officer!
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