Monday, September 5, 2016

Latest Collection of Whatsapp SMS - Part 3

Posted by Sharath Chandra
Economy of Effort: 

Usain Bolt has both 9 Gold Medals in last 3 Olympics and he has run less than 2 mins on the track. 

New unit of Speed for the 'Run' for Money: 
Usain Bolt ran for less than 115 seconds in total in his 3 Olympics career and made 119 million dollar$$$!! That's more than $1M for each second he ran! 
i.e. $1Million / Second. 

But for those 2 mins he trained for 25+ years. That's Investment.

Same applies to Doctors -- patients think that he wrote medication by examining for just 1 min.. but it took him his entire youth to learn how to diagnose in 1min.. 


What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next bus stop 🏃🏃🏃🏃


Wife gave dice to husband & said: If you get 1, 2, 3, 4 or 5 you will take me out for shopping.

Husband asked: What if it is 6?

Wife: Haven't you played 'Ludo' before? You'll get another chance!


Reliance: Jio!

Rest of the Operators: Jeene Do!


At Starbucks:
Pappu: Coffee Kitne Ki Hai?
Attendant: Sir 200 Rupees!
Pappu: And Sugar?
Attendant: Sir sugar is free!
Pappu: OK! 5 kg. sugar De Do Phir!

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