Monday, September 5, 2016

Latest Collection of Whatsapp SMS - Part 3

Posted by Sharath Chandra
Economy of Effort: 

Usain Bolt has both 9 Gold Medals in last 3 Olympics and he has run less than 2 mins on the track. 

New unit of Speed for the 'Run' for Money: 
Usain Bolt ran for less than 115 seconds in total in his 3 Olympics career and made 119 million dollar$$$!! That's more than $1M for each second he ran! 
i.e. $1Million / Second. 

But for those 2 mins he trained for 25+ years. That's Investment.

Same applies to Doctors -- patients think that he wrote medication by examining for just 1 min.. but it took him his entire youth to learn how to diagnose in 1min.. 

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What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next bus stop 🏃🏃🏃🏃

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Wife gave dice to husband & said: If you get 1, 2, 3, 4 or 5 you will take me out for shopping.

Husband asked: What if it is 6?

Wife: Haven't you played 'Ludo' before? You'll get another chance!

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Reliance: Jio!

Rest of the Operators: Jeene Do!

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At Starbucks:
Pappu: Coffee Kitne Ki Hai?
Attendant: Sir 200 Rupees!
Pappu: And Sugar?
Attendant: Sir sugar is free!
Pappu: OK! 5 kg. sugar De Do Phir!




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