Thursday, September 15, 2016

Latest Collection of Whatsapp SMS - Part 4

Posted by Sharath Chandra

whatsapp-sms

I hate spelling errors...
You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined!

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A guy sent a text to his friend, "Send me some words of encouragement so I don't murder someone at work."
The friend replied, "There is no WiFi in jail!

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Corporate Special : 

A king had 10 wild dogs.
He used them to torture and kill any minister that misguided him.

A minister once gave an opinion which was wrong and which the king didn’t like at all… 
So he ordered that the minister to be thrown to the dogs.

The minister said, 
"I served you loyally 10 years and you do this..?

The king was unrelenting.

Minister pleaded"Please give me 10 days before you throw me to the dogs"
The king agreed. 

In those 10 days the minister went to the keeper of the dogs and told him he wanted to serve the dogs for the next 10 days… 

The guard was baffled… 
But he agreed. 
So the minister started feeding the dogs, caring for them, washing them, providing all sorts of comfort for them.

So when the 10 days were up… 

The king ordered that the minister be thrown to the dogs as sentenced . 

When he was thrown in, 
everyone was amazed at what they saw..
The dogs were wagging their tails playing with the condemned minister..licking his feet.

The king was baffled at what he saw. ” what happened to the dogs? !!!” He growled.

The minister then said;” 
I served the dogs for only 10 days and they didn’t forget my service…
Yet I served you for 10 years and you forgot all at the first mistake!”… 

The king realized his mistake 

and 

Replaced the dogs with crocodiles 🐊!!

Moral : when Management has decided ki tumhaari bajani hai to bajani hi hai ...that's final!


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When I reached office, I got a call from my wife...

"what is the date today?" .. 

I was wondering..then told her 10th September.

...call disconnected...

i was wondering..

her birthday? No...mine...No... anniversary...no..son's birthday ...no...in laws birthday anniversary...no...

gas booking..done...utility payments done...

her uncle who arrives when we want to go out, sqat and kill us and our time...his birthday ...no... 

Then?!   Why date??? 

Lunch and evening tea went with spinning questions...

reached home... 

Junior was playing in car park... 

Asked him....

how is the weather in kitchen? Tornado... tsunami???... 

Boy told " all normal. Why?".." 

your mom asked me..what is the date today in the morning?"... 

Boy smiled and told me..." I tore some sheets from calendar in morning...she was confused..". Haaaa... 

Being husband is a tough job. 

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One of my friend called his Arab friend to his home for a traditional 'Onam Sadya'.(traditional lunch)

The Arab friend asked my friend: 
"Is the Onam lunch Veg or Non veg?"

He told him: "It's Vegetarian, are you coming? "
He said he would come... .
And he came and sat for the 'Sadya' (lunch).

My friend placed the traditional big banana leaf and a glass of water in front of him to serve the Onam lunch, and went inside to bring the Onam meal.

When he came back, the Arab friend eat the big banana leaf and drank the water, and said:
"Masha Alla ... Thamam... This is the first time I have ever eaten such a big leaf as 'salad' ..." 😂😂😂😆😆😆

HAPPY ONAM

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There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat…..

One day, the horse became ill and he called the veterinarian, who said: Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for three days. I'll come back on the 3rd day and if he's not better, we're going to have to put him down.

Nearby, the goat listened closely to their conversation.

The next day, they gave him the medicine and left.

The goat approached the horse and said: - Be strong, my friend. Get up or else they're going to put you to sleep!

On the second day, they gave him the medicine and left.

The goat came back and said: - Come on buddy, get up or else you're going to die! Come on, I'll help you get up.
Let's go! One, two, three...

On the third day, they came to give him the medicine and the vet said:- Unfortunately, we're going to have to put him down tomorrow. Otherwise, the virus might spread and infect the other horses.

After they left, the goat approached the horse and said: Listen pal, it's now or never! Get up, come on! Have courage! Come on! Get up! Get up! That's it, slowly! Great! Come on, one, two, three... Good, good. Now faster, come on...... Fantastic! Run, run more!
Yes! Yay! Yes! You did it, you're a champion!!!

All of a sudden, the owner came back, saw the horse running in the field and began shouting: It's a miracle! My horse is cured. We must have a grand party. Let's Cook the goat!!!! 😳😭😷😢 

Lesson: 👇👇👇👇👇
Organization never knows which employee actually deserves the appraisal. 😝

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Topic: WhatsApp SMS 
Tag: Whatsapp

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