Friday, October 7, 2016

Latest Collection of Whatsapp SMS - Part 5

Posted by Sharath Chandra
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Surgical Strike is like a Piles Operation... 



Doctor tells everyone it was Successful, but the Patient wants to keep it a Secret...! 😜



Pakistan's denial is totally Justifiable



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Meanwhile, China has renamed the Indian surgical strike as...

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SUDDEN LEE!


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Towards the end of a wedding, the bride's father approached the groom and said, "Son, I received your last minute WhatsApp message asking me for a wedding gift. I found your request a bit strange, but have to fulfil your wish regardless. Here's the packet of four underwear you asked for".



The groom was startled, then looked at his message again and held his forehead, "Bloody Auto-correct! It was supposed to be 'Ford Endeavour'!!"



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Principal ask one student to come on stage and talk something common about his classmates.



Student (on stage): Hey guys,

Isn't it crazy that all our parents conceived in the same year.


Principal: Neeche utar @##%##😡😠😡



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Bank manager goes to a south Indian restaurant.

He asks the waiter - What you have?


Waiter - Idly, vada, upma, pongal, dosa, poori, parotta, naan, Uthappam....



Banker - OK ok..bring 1 plate idly, 1 plate vada, and a masala dosa and 2 Uthappam for parcel..



Waiter - Sorry sir...all the items are sold out. Nothing is left.



Banker - Then why the hell you recited such a big menu ?



Waiter - Sir, in your ATM after inserting the card and after asking for PIN, account details, required amount, whether printed receipt required or not etc.,

It finally says ' 'No Cash'.....


Now you know how it feels when that happens!!!!!            



😂😂😂



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What did a girl ask the X-ray technician after swallowing some coins by mistake,
"Sir, do you see any change in me?"


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Things which last longer than Shikhar Dhawan lasts on crease:
1. 5 Rs Wali Dairy Milk
2. 10 Rs Ka Talktime
3. My Salary


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