Monday, October 17, 2016

Monday Quotes To Entertain You

Posted by Sharath Chandra

Here some witty, funny and innovative Monday Quotes to inspire you. Enjoy and Happy Monday 

monday-quotes

  • "Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday’s code"- Dan Salomon
  • "Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!"
  • "Monday is the root of all evil."
  • "I’ve come to the conclusion that Mondays last 50% longer than the other days [each]."- Turtle Dundee
  • "And according to a recent study we conducted, Monday has been voted “Least Popular Day of the Week” 176 years in a row."
  • "I say we take every Monday off."




  • "If only one of the presidential candidates would make it part of his platform to do something about making Monday part of the weekend. I think he would get a lot of votes"- Thomas Wayne
  • "I may look calm and collected when I stroll in to work on Monday, but really, I’ve killed all my employees in my head like 3 times."
  • "Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear…’Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep."
  • "Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness."
  • "They should make Mondays illegal."
  • "Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday so close to Monday?"
  • "I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and half of Friday."

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